Just to make sure his plumbing wasn't already good and stopped up he dove into a brick of good old fashioned cheese.
That's right, I ate Cheese mom. Now I am peacefully playing with my cars. What? I didn't do anything.
It is safe to say someone may be getting a diet of raisins, prune juice, and milk of magnesia; while someone else will be on poo-watching duty for the hunk of bubblegum to make it on through.